WOMAN GOES ON NAKED RAMPAGE AT HAIR SALON
A woman in
Oregon channeled her
rage at Rage last Tuesday! Jelena Monique Taylor, 44, allegedly
broke into Rage Salon and went on a naked, destructive rampage! She punched out
the glass pane in the front door, cutting herself on the glass and leaving a
bloody trail throughout the salon. She also broke or smashed various pieces of
salon equipment. When cops responded to the burglar alarm, they found Taylor
hiding in a closet. Officers said Taylor was a former client of the salon and
was high on meth at the time.
A woman in
Oregon channeled her
rage at Rage last Tuesday! Jelena Monique Taylor, 44, allegedly
broke into Rage Salon and went on a naked, destructive rampage! She punched out
the glass pane in the front door, cutting herself on the glass and leaving a
bloody trail throughout the salon. She also broke or smashed various pieces of
salon equipment. When cops responded to the burglar alarm, they found Taylor
hiding in a closet. Officers said Taylor was a former client of the salon and
was high on meth at the time.
MAN STEALS
FROM DATE’S NEIGHBOR
We’re assuming
there won’t be a second date. Following a first date with a woman he met online,
a man in Florida robbed her
neighbor! Jean Remy, 23, had just
dropped his date off at home when he noticed her 12-year-old neighbor in his
bedroom watching a movie and decided that he wanted to take the kid’s Xbox. He
was able to gain entry to the house, where he threatened the kid at gunpoint,
grabbed the Xbox and fled. The terrified boy told his mother, who then went over
to her neighbor to ask if she had seen anything suspicious. When the kid
described the attacker, the woman realized it was her date! Remy’s former date
was more than happy to assist her neighbors and the police in making sure he was
correctly identified and arrested. Now he has a date with
judge.
FROM DATE’S NEIGHBOR
We’re assuming
there won’t be a second date. Following a first date with a woman he met online,
a man in Florida robbed her
neighbor! Jean Remy, 23, had just
dropped his date off at home when he noticed her 12-year-old neighbor in his
bedroom watching a movie and decided that he wanted to take the kid’s Xbox. He
was able to gain entry to the house, where he threatened the kid at gunpoint,
grabbed the Xbox and fled. The terrified boy told his mother, who then went over
to her neighbor to ask if she had seen anything suspicious. When the kid
described the attacker, the woman realized it was her date! Remy’s former date
was more than happy to assist her neighbors and the police in making sure he was
correctly identified and arrested. Now he has a date with
judge.
THIEF TRIES
TO DISGUISE HIMSELF AS THE SUN
Clearly, he’s
not the brightest. A man in Florida was accused of
stealing a towel and then trying to disguise himself as “The Sun!”
Brett Eric Drachenburg, 51, allegedly
broke into a private home and swiped the towel, before cops came to rain on his
parade. His judgment was obviously clouded when he tried to convince police that
he was the center of the galaxy. How did he attempt such a deception? A
spokeswoman for the Walton County Sheriff’s Office said, “[It looks like] ‘The
Sun’ ... is the name he gave for himself to the deputy.” He certainly got a rude
awakening that the world does not, in fact, revolve around
him.
TO DISGUISE HIMSELF AS THE SUN
Clearly, he’s
not the brightest. A man in Florida was accused of
stealing a towel and then trying to disguise himself as “The Sun!”
Brett Eric Drachenburg, 51, allegedly
broke into a private home and swiped the towel, before cops came to rain on his
parade. His judgment was obviously clouded when he tried to convince police that
he was the center of the galaxy. How did he attempt such a deception? A
spokeswoman for the Walton County Sheriff’s Office said, “[It looks like] ‘The
Sun’ ... is the name he gave for himself to the deputy.” He certainly got a rude
awakening that the world does not, in fact, revolve around
him.
