A woman in Oregon channeled her rage at Rage last Tuesday!Jelena Monique Taylor, 44, allegedly broke into Rage Salon and went on a naked, destructive rampage! She punched out the glass pane in the front door, cutting herself on the glass and leaving a bloody trail throughout the salon. She also broke or smashed various pieces of salon equipment. When cops responded to the burglar alarm, they found Taylor hiding in a closet. Officers said Taylor was a former client of the salon and was high on meth at the time.
MAN STEALS FROM DATE’S NEIGHBOR
We’re assuming there won’t be a second date. Following a first date with a woman he met online, a man in Florida robbed her neighbor! Jean Remy, 23, had just dropped his date off at home when he noticed her 12-year-old neighbor in his bedroom watching a movie and decided that he wanted to take the kid’s Xbox. He was able to gain entry to the house, where he threatened the kid at gunpoint, grabbed the Xbox and fled. The terrified boy told his mother, who then went over to her neighbor to ask if she had seen anything suspicious. When the kid described the attacker, the woman realized it was her date! Remy’s former date was more than happy to assist her neighbors and the police in making sure he was correctly identified and arrested. Now he has a date with judge.
THIEF TRIES TO DISGUISE HIMSELF AS THE SUN Clearly, he’s not the brightest. A man in Florida was accused of stealing a towel and then trying to disguise himself as “The Sun!” Brett Eric Drachenburg, 51, allegedly broke into a private home and swiped the towel, before cops came to rain on his parade. His judgment was obviously clouded when he tried to convince police that he was the center of the galaxy. How did he attempt such a deception? A spokeswoman for the Walton County Sheriff’s Office said, “[It looks like] ‘The Sun’ ... is the name he gave for himself to the deputy.” He certainly got a rude awakening that the world does not, in fact, revolve around him.